You Know You’re a Mom When…

…when you look in your purse and find empty gum wrappers, stinky Hello Kitty socks, a mandarin orange, a Squinkie, a flyer from your kid’s school for an event that happened a week ago, and sand.

…when you no longer flinch at vomit.

…when you forget to look in the mirror before you leave the house.

…when Goldfish crackers and a Capri Sun are an acceptable snack… for you.

… when your car looks like it drove through a tornado… on the inside.

… when being woken up at 6 am by someone 3 feet tall is actually (sorta) sweet.

… when the sleep deprivation, lack of personal space, worry and stress is all worth it, and then some.