Momisms.

When I read Jenny From The Blog‘s recent “20 Momisms Translated” post, a little bit of water MAY have shot out of my nose because I laughed so hard. MAY have. How many of us use these every day? I heard my own voice in her post and related to it 110%. Sidenote – it’s one of my favorite things about reading blogs written by parents – finding myself and my own experience out there. Makes me feel less alone and gives me so much perspective. Anyhow, what was I saying? Oh yeah, Momisms. Another sidenote: Is it wine o’clock yet?

Some highlights:

Maybe –> Probably not

We’ll see –> NEVER

Let’s play the quiet game. –> Stop talking, my ears are bleeding.

I love the outfit you put together. –> Please spill something on it before we leave the house.

Where did you hear that? –> Your information is completely false.

Can mommy have some privacy in the bathroom? –> Mommy needs a glass of wine.

Mommy needs a glass of wine. –> Mommy needs a shot of tequila.

Tell me: what are your personal Momisms?