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Pun-tacular Christmas Jokes for Kids

My SD Moms December 7, 2017

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Don’t you just love it when your child tells you a joke and you don’t know how to react because it literally makes no sense? They think it’s the funny thing in the world, so you just laugh anyway. Good news…we have a few jokes you can tell your child that they will roll on the floor laughing over. They’ll also have fun sharing them at school or with their friends, or possibly you again.

  • What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
    Santa Pause
  • Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
    Because it was Decembrrrrr!
  • What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
    The letter “Y!”
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    Snowflakes.
  • Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
    Because of all the wrapping!
  • What does an elf study in school?
    The elfabet.
  • What do you get if you mix a vampire with a snowman?
    Frostbite!
  • What is a cow’s favorite holiday?
    Moo-years Day.

To see the whole list of these hilarious jokes, go to redtricycle.com

 

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