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10 Baby-Shaming Onesies That Will Take Your Tot Down a Notch

We’ve all seen them.  Cute onesies with “Future Major-Leaguer,” “Mommy’s Little Helper” or “Tax Deduction” written on them.   Thanks to Someecards.com, here are 10 Onesies that really tell it like it is!  Not that we really believe in all…

10 Baby-Shaming Onesies That Will Take Your Tot Down a Notch

We’ve all seen them.  Cute onesies with “Future Major-Leaguer,” “Mommy’s Little Helper” or “Tax Deduction” written on them.

 

Thanks to Someecards.com, here are 10 Onesies that really tell it like it is!  Not that we really believe in all of these 100%, but Moms and Dads will certainly see the humor.

5329bb8f3d6c2No better reason to delay your 401(k)!

It’s how I keep my slim figure!

5329be0167b1bOuch!

5329bc4d40021Think of it as audio turbulence.

5329bb9126526Or, at least their will to have another one.

5329bb91b49dcOuch X Ten!

5329bb8e502c2On Sunday.  For an urgent client meeting.

5329bb8dac0abI don’t mingle well.

5329bb8b83974Shall I demonstrate?

And finally, a onesie that any parent will understand —

but contains profane slang for a bodily function.  Got it?  OK, just warning you.

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